THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS: "SOMEONE KEEPS MOVING MY CHAIR"

Otra de los Gigantes, esta vez sobre un tipo horrible al que unos tipos espantosos intentan molestar escribiéndole en la nuca o haciéndole probar unos pantalones ridículos, pero a él todo eso no le importa. lo que le importa y verdaderamente le joroba es que alguien le sigue moviendo la silla. A quién no le pasó. El tono original es F. Metan los bajos como puedan.

Intro: |D - C| x 4 

Mister |D| Horrible, |C| Mister |D| Horrible |C|

Tele- |D| phone call for |C| Mister |D| Horrible |C| 

......But be- |D| fore he can |G| talk to the |Em| Ugliness |A| Men

......there's some |Bm| horrible |D/A| business |G| left for |A| him

......to |Bm| attend to: |D/A| something un- |G| pleasant has |A| spilled 
......on his |Bm| brain as he |D/A| sponges it |G| off, they |A| say:

"Is this |D| Horrible? |C| Is this |D| Horrible? |C|

It's the |D| Ugliness |C| Men, Mister |D| Horrible |C| 

......We're just |D| trying to |G| bug you, we |Em| thought that our |A| dreadfulness

......|Bm| might be a |D/A| thing to a- |G| nnoy you |A| with" 

............But |G| Mister |G/F#| Horri- |G/E| ble says:  

............|G/D| "I don't |A| mind,

............the |A/G| thing that |A/F#| bother |A/E| me is:

............|D| Someone |G| keeps |D| mo- |E| ving |D| my- |A| -y |D| -y 

............|G| cha--|D|--|E|---ir 

Inter: |D - C| x 2 

"Would you |D| mind if we |C| balance this |D| glass of |C| milk

where your |D| visiting |C| friend acci- |D| dentally was |C| killed? 

......Would it be |D| okay with |G| you if we |Em| wrote a re- |A| minder

......of |Bm| things we'll for- |D/A| get to |G| do to |A| day 

......other- |Bm| wise |D/A| using a |G| green magic |A| marker if  

......|Bm| it's al- |D/A| right on the |G| back of your |A| head?"

Mister |D| Horrible, |C| Mister |D| Horrible |C|

we're not |D| done with you |C| yet Mister |D| Horrible |C|

......You have to |D| try on these |G| pants so the |Em| Ugliness |A| Men

......can de- |Bm| cide if they're |D/A| just as em- |G| barras- |A| sing 

......as we |Bm| think, we |D/A| have to be |G| sure about |A| this 

............But |G| Mister |G/F#| Horri- |G/E| ble says:  

............|G/D| "I don't |A| mind,

............the |A/G| thing that |A/F#| bother |A/E| me is:

............|D| Someone |G| keeps |D| mo- |E| ving |D| my- |A| -y |D| -y 

............|G| cha--|D|--|E|---ir 

............|D| Someone |G| keeps |D| mo- |E| ving |D| my- |A| -y |D| -y 

............|Bm| cha--|D/A|--|E/G#|--|E/F#|--|A|--|A/G|--|D/F#|--|D/E|--ir 

............But |G| Mister |G/F#| Horri- |G/E| ble says:  

............|G/D| "I don't |A| mind,

............the |A/G| thing that |A/F#| bother |A/E| me is:

............|D| Someone |G| keeps |D| mo- |E| ving |D| my- |A| -y |D| -y 

............|G| cha--|D|--|E|---ir |E| ---- |D|