CRASH TEST DUMMIES: "A WORM'S LIFE"

El original está en G.

Intro: |F# - G#| x 2

|F#| Though you think |G#| me cold and slimy
|F#| I've got a |G#| nice home |D2|

|F#| I've tasted your |G#| best guacamole
|F#| And siesta'd at |G#| noon in the cool of the |Bbm| soil
 

......A |D2| worm's |Bb2| life can be |G| easy
......If he |D2| lay |Bb2| low, out of |G| sight
 

|F#| Sometimes it's |G#| too hot for cooking
|F#| One wants just a |G#| salad |D2|
|F#| And then comes a |G#| breeze in the evening
|F#| The men light ci-|G#| gars and their scent fills the |Bbm| air
 

......A |D2| worm's |Bb2| life can be |G| easy
......If he |D2| lay |Bb2| low, out of |G| sight

Instr: |F# - G#|  x 2 - |D2 - Bb2 - G|

............|C| But then the rain |F| comes, and the ground fills with |Gm| water

............|C| And I must come |F| up to the surface for |Gm| air...

|F#| Then I was |G#| plucked from the wet slime

|F#| And dropped in te-|G#| quila |D2|

|F#| I lay in a |G#| stupor for some time
|F#| And one fine night |G#| I was gulped down in a |Bbm| shot

......A |D2| worm's |Bb2| life can be |G| easy
......If he |D2| lay |Bb2| low, out of |G| sight

Final: |D2 - Bb2 - G| x 2

CRASH TEST DUMMIES: "TWO KNIGHTS AND MAIDENS"

Intro: |A2 - E - B4|

|F#m7/11| Once there were |D| two |E| knights and |A2| maidens |Em| 
|C#m| They'd walk to-|B4| gether |C| Out in the |D| gar-|G| dens
|E| In all |A| kinds of weather |E| |E4 - E|
The |F#m7| knights always |D| pes-|E| tered the |A2| maidens |Em|
To |C#m| love them to-|B4| gether |C| Out in the |D| gar-|G| dens
And |E| they could |A| watch each other |E|

......The |F| mai-|G| dens had |C| other plans for the two |F| knights |Am|
......|Bb2| They'd give them |C| potions
......|F| And make them see |Bb| dreams and lights 

The |F#m7| knights took the |D| po-|E| tions |A2| gladly |Em| 
They |C#m| laughed at their |B4| visions
|C| But outside the |D| gar-|C| den
|E| Tigers |A| smelled them together |E|

......The |F| mai-|G| dens had |C| other plans for the two |F| knights |Am|
......|Bb2| They'd give them |C| potions 
......|F| And make them see |Bb| dreams and lights

The |F#m7| knights only |D| laughed |E| at the |A2| tigers |Em|  
They |C#m| thought they were |B4| visions
|C| Out in the |D| gar-|G| den
The |E| maidens |A| watched them together |E|
 
............|Am7| Aa-|G/B - C|-ah, but for the two |F| knights |Am|  
............|Bb2| Ah, but for |C| maidens
............|F| Who gave to them |Bb2| dreams and lights |Bb2 - F - Bb2|

CRASH TEST DUMMIES: "HOW DOES A DUCK KNOW?"

Tono original respetado. Se lo dedicamos al amigo Julio (que hace rato no aparece), a quien alguna vez prometí ir subiendo todas las canciones del gran God Shuffled his Feet.



|F| How does a |C| duck know what direction |F| south is? |Bb|
|F| And how to tell his wife |C| from all the other |F| ducks? |Bb|

......|D| You can cut a chicken's |A| head off
......|D| but it will keep on |E| running and |D| twitching |D - A|

............|D| When everything seems |E| planned out
............|D| when everything seems |E| nicely planned out
............|D| well the human race |A| will come and smack your face |E|

|F| How come all my body parts |C| so nicely fit to-|F| gether? |Bb|
|F| All my organs doing |C| their jobs, no help from |F| me! |Bb|

......|D| A person pulls a spider's |A| leg out
......|D| To watch it keep on |E| moving and |D| twitching |D - A|

............|Bbmaj7| Satan |C| lives here: |F - Bb - F|
............on |F| grain and earth, |A| rain and air |Bb - E|

|F| How come I just smoke and smoke and |C| smoke
and curse every butt I |F| spit out? |Bb|
|F| All night long I grind my |C| teeth and I wake up when |F| I cough |Bb|

......|D| You can put me in and |A| iron lung
......|D| and I will keep on |E| breathing and |D| twitching |D - A| 

............|D| When everything seems |E| planned out
............|D| when everything seems |E| nicely planned out
............|D| well the human race |A| will come and smack your face |E|  
............|D| You might be dead, |A| but you keep your head |E - D|

CRASH TEST DUMMIES: "MMM MMM MMM MMM"

Original en Gm. Acá el video (no dejan insertarlo).

Intro: |Em7 - Bm7| x 2 - |F - G4| x 2

|Am| Once |G4| there was this |C| kid |C/E| who 

|F| got into an |C| accident and |G| couldn't come to |C| school

But |F| when he finally |G| came |C| back, |G| his |C| hair

|F| had turned from |C| black into bright |G| white

He |G#| said that it was |C| from when 

the |G#| cars had smashed |G| so |F| hard

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm 

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm |F - G4| x 2

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm  

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm |F - G4| x 2

|Am| Once |G4| there was this |C| girl |C/E| who 

|F| wouldn't go and |C| change with the |G| girls in the |C| change room

And |F| when they finally |G| made |C| her, |G| they |C| saw

|F| birthmarks all |C| over her |G| body

She |G#| couldn't quite ex-|C| plain it

they'd |G#| always just |G| been |F| there

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm 

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm |F - G4| x 2

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm  

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm |F - G4| x 2

............|Dm| But both girl and |C| boy were |G| glad

............|Dm| that one kid had it |C| worse than |G| that |F|

'Cause |Am| then |G4| there was this |C| boy |C/E| whose

|F| parents made him |C| come directly |G| home right after |C| school

And |F| when they went to |G| their |C| church |G| they |C| shook  

|F| and lurched all |C| over the |G| church floor

He |G#| couldn't quite ex-|C| plain it

they'd |G#| always just |G| gone |F| there

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm 

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm |F - G4| x 2

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm  

......|Em7| Mmm |Bm7| mmm |F - G4| x 2

............|Dm| Aaah aaah |C| aaah ah a- |G| ah x 2 |F - C|

............|Dm| Aaah aaah |C| aaah ah a- |G| ah x 2 |F - C|