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|Am| Once |G4| there was this |C| kid |C/E| who
|F| got into an |C| accident and |G| couldn't come to |C| school
But |F| when he finally |G| came |C| back, |G| his |C| hair
|F| had turned from |C| black into bright |G| white
He |G#| said that it was |C| from when
the |G#| cars had smashed |G| so |F| hard
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|Am| Once |G4| there was this |C| girl |C/E| who
|F| wouldn't go and |C| change with the |G| girls in the |C| change room
And |F| when they finally |G| made |C| her, |G| they |C| saw
|F| birthmarks all |C| over her |G| body
She |G#| couldn't quite ex-|C| plain it
they'd |G#| always just |G| been |F| there
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............|Dm| But both girl and |C| boy were |G| glad
............|Dm| that one kid had it |C| worse than |G| that |F|
'Cause |Am| then |G4| there was this |C| boy |C/E| whose
|F| parents made him |C| come directly |G| home right after |C| school
And |F| when they went to |G| their |C| church |G| they |C| shook
|F| and lurched all |C| over the |G| church floor
He |G#| couldn't quite ex-|C| plain it
they'd |G#| always just |G| gone |F| there
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............|Dm| Aaah aaah |C| aaah ah a- |G| ah x 2 |F - C|
............|Dm| Aaah aaah |C| aaah ah a- |G| ah x 2 |F - C|
